[dropcap]W[/dropcap]hat’s the opposite of healthy, artisanal sandwiches? Fat-ass, gloriously-messy, literally in-your-face sandwiches from Epiphany Open Pit Beef & Subs in Petworth.  This carry-out looks unassuming from the outside… Read more »

[soliloquy id=”35812″] [dropcap]E[/dropcap]veryone loves a good sammie. And while there are plenty floating around the District, it’s hard to find one that doesn’t taste like a franchise…. Read more »

The holiday party season is upon us.  That magical time of year when you drink too much, projectile vomit your dignity into a mesh trash can, then… Read more »

It’s halfway to Thanksgiving!  Did you ever stop to question why you only have Thanksgiving dinner once a year? Why wait another six months for America’s favorite… Read more »

[dropcap]W[/dropcap]hodini once sang that the freaks come out at night, and never is this truer than when they’re scouring the city for food at night.  I can… Read more »

[dropcap]I[/dropcap] want to be Gayle King. When your best friend is Oprah, who can send you around the country trying Esquire’s Best Sandwiches in America, you could… Read more »

If you’ve been craving a real Philadelphia cheesesteak like me, but can’t make it to the City of Brotherly Love, you’re in luck. The 14th & U… Read more »